Humby Valdes

I started OpenZine when I was 17 years old.

Dont mess with texas

Posted 2011-08-13 11:22:39 | Views: 8,514


Take a nap

Posted 2011-08-08 21:25:24 | Views: 8,853

When all else fails, take a nap...

Internet killed the Mtv Star

Posted 2011-08-01 18:54:25 | Views: 8,674

internet killed the mtv star

30 Years later

good fast cheap

Posted 2011-07-31 20:35:29 | Views: 8,683




I say...

You want...


Pick Two


Nothing is good fast and cheap

Good + Cheap = Slow

Fast + Good = Expensive

Cheap + Fast = Bad

Government is always the problem

Posted 2011-07-31 17:39:39 | Views: 8,381

The debt ceiling crisis is proof that the government is inept and should be smaller and less in control.

More government is always the problem.

Horror or Hiphop

Posted 2011-07-26 20:55:49 | Views: 9,277

Horror or Hiphop?

Is this

Im miserable and thats why Im rich

Posted 2011-07-24 12:16:26 | Views: 11,284

Of course he’s not happy. Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me. I’m miserable. That’s why I’m rich.” --Ari Gold

Computer Malfunction

Posted 2011-07-18 22:17:47 | Views: 15,121

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? --HAL

Funny Kenny Powers quote

Posted 2011-07-14 20:20:38 | Views: 11,983

"I've been blessed with many things in this life. an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist."

Kenny Powers