Humby Valdes

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Dont mess with texas

Posted 2011-08-13 11:22:39 | Views: 8,160

DON'T MESS WITH TEXAS!


Take a nap

Posted 2011-08-08 21:25:24 | Views: 8,336

When all else fails, take a nap...


Internet killed the Mtv Star

Posted 2011-08-01 18:54:25 | Views: 8,192

internet killed the mtv star

30 Years later


good fast cheap

Posted 2011-07-31 20:35:29 | Views: 8,145

Good

Fast

Cheap

I say...

You want...

 

Pick Two

 

Nothing is good fast and cheap

Good + Cheap = Slow

Fast + Good = Expensive

Cheap + Fast = Bad


Government is always the problem

Posted 2011-07-31 17:39:39 | Views: 8,046

The debt ceiling crisis is proof that the government is inept and should be smaller and less in control.

More government is always the problem.


Horror or Hiphop

Posted 2011-07-26 20:55:49 | Views: 8,868

Horror or Hiphop?

Is this


Im miserable and thats why Im rich

Posted 2011-07-24 12:16:26 | Views: 10,815

Of course he’s not happy. Nobody’s happy in this town except for the losers. Look at me. I’m miserable. That’s why I’m rich.” --Ari Gold


Computer Malfunction

Posted 2011-07-18 22:17:47 | Views: 14,769

Just what do you think you're doing, Dave? --HAL


Funny Kenny Powers quote

Posted 2011-07-14 20:20:38 | Views: 11,619

"I've been blessed with many things in this life. an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist."

Kenny Powers