Humby Valdes

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Funny Kenny Powers quote

Posted 2011-07-14 20:20:38 | Views: 11,397

"I've been blessed with many things in this life. an arm like a damn rocket, a cock like a burmese python, and the mind of a fucking scientist."

Kenny Powers


The Russian Space Shuttle

Posted 2011-07-07 21:28:01 | Views: 12,182

Soviet Space Shuttle

 

The Russian Shuttle Buran ("Snowstorm" in Russian) was authorized in 1976 in response to the United States Space Shuttle program.


The Last Space Shuttle

Posted 2011-06-30 18:37:00 | Views: 7,804

After 30 years, NASA is retiring the Space Shuttle program.

American exploration in low-Earth orbit is over

After 30 years, NASA is retiring the Space Shuttle program.

American exploration in low-Earth orbit is over

Image via FYS via NASA


Burt Reynolds at his best

Posted 2011-06-27 21:52:54 | Views: 9,863
East bound and Down

Zombies Eternal Trailer

Posted 2011-06-26 21:36:53 | Views: 7,779

The Zombies are coming!

Eternal


Whats your password?

Posted 2011-06-26 11:15:09 | Views: 7,791

The most common passwords... via xato.net


Learning is not a product of schooling

Posted 2011-06-25 23:39:11 | Views: 8,306

Learning is not a product of schooling but the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

~Albert Einstein


New Canadian 100 banknote is transparent

Posted 2011-06-24 17:46:18 | Views: 8,150

 

The new Canadian 100 bill

 

Its made out of plastic and has a transparent part that kinda works like the ViewMaster


German pear and chocolate pastry

Posted 2011-06-18 14:52:59 | Views: 8,717

Pear & Chocolate

This pear and chocolate pastry from the Old German Bakery in Hoboken, NJ is freaking amazing!

Its was expensive but worth every penny... more


Star wars ascii art

Posted 2011-06-11 10:13:32 | Views: 15,035
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